Mommy says Cliff is the cutest cat in the house. Neighbor is not impressed – cute won’t put food on the table. And Biff thinks Cliff is a bully.
Cliffy the cutie-pie
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Cliff Cool
Cliff likes to lounge in the bay window upstairs – he’s resting his arm (okay, front paw) on the sill, looking for all the world like a feline Fonzie.
Thug Kitty
Cllifford got loose last night and was out causing hate and discontent throughout the neighborhood. When he finally came home, he was bleeding from two scratches on his nose. His humans are afraid that Cliff is turning into the neighborhood bully. For now, Clifford is grounded and can only watch Neighbor Kitty lounge in the back yard through a window. He is very angry.
Grumpy Cliff
Cliff likes to nap very much. And he likes to nap on Mommy the best. But when Mommy is talking to the other humans, sometimes it wakes him up and he has to let her know that it is quiet time.
Biff the unwrapped
Biff’s owner had a birthday, and other people came over, which makes Biff nervous. But Biff decided that the wrapping paper was very comfortable.
No, YOU move!
Biff claimed his favorite spot sleeping on top of Mommy. But then Cliff decided he wanted to sleep on top of Mommy, and lay down across Biff’s paws. But Biff would not move! Mommy thinks maybe pet llamas would make more sense because they sleep outside.
Biff the Relaxed
Biff does not like heat waves. And when it does get hot, Biff likes to spread out on the ottoman.
Neighbor, scaredy-cat
Neighbor is usually the bravest cat in the world. But she is an outdoor cat (mostly) who lived on her own before the humans bought the house. When she wasn’t feeling well and had to go to the veterinarian, she was very scared! Neighbor does not like the doctor’s office.
Neighbor, safari leader
Neighbor is a former feral cat who fed herself when the house was vacant before her current family bought it and moved in. She worries about Biff not being able to fend for himself, and so sometimes tries to teach him how to be an outdoor cat. While Biff is very curious about hunting, he’s not curious enough to try eating what Neighbor catches.
Clifford the mighty grazer
Clifford imagines himself to be a great and noble hunter. But when he thinks nobody is looking, he likes to nibble on the fresh shoots of grass in the yard.
