A few weeks after Barbie and Sassy joined the family, Biff woke up not feeling well. Mommy took him to the vet, and the vet said Biff was very sick. All the human family came to say goodbye to Biff and tell him how much they loved him. Even though it’s been a couple weeks since Biff went home to Buddy and Stormy, sometimes Mommy or Daddy will look over to Biff’s favorite spot on the couch and have to wipe away a tear.
Biff was not happy when Cliffy joined the family, and he never got used to Stormy. So when Barbie and Sassy came to live at the house, Biff mostly hid upstairs. Still, food is food, even if you have to share the dining room.
When it is time for back rubs or a nice brushing, Biff lets his humans know by getting very close to them and making it obvious that there is a very nice kitty in their house who is far more interesting than whatever other dumb thing they are doing. Biff does this because usually it works.
Biff likes boxes. Biff REALLY likes boxes with a blanket or towel.
But when Biff leaves his new favorite box, Neighbor will gladly move in! It was like having a kitty time share!
To stop the fighting over the catominium, the humans saved the weekly kitty treat delivery boxes three weeks in a row. Now each cat has their own box with a blanket – they’re like mini-condos. But if there’s anything Biff likes better than his own condo, it’s visiting Neighbor and hanging out on her veranda while she sleeps in her condo.
Biff is considering a career as a cat model. Even though he’s getting older, he thinks his looks are holding up.
Biffy is quite sure it is time for pets – now! “Quit pointing that box at me and rub my ears!”
Each week, the cat food delivery company drops off a box full of yummy goodies on the front porch. Sometimes Mommy is so busy putting away the goodies in the pantry that she can’t put the box in recycling right away. But Biff is happy when she is slow to recycle, because he has his own method of recycling wonderful, wonderful boxes.
Biff doesn’t even want to talk about it.
Even though Neighbor and Clifford G. do not usually tolerate each other in the same room, the heat wave has made finding a cool spot very important. Today all three cats are hiding in the sun room by Mommy’s new home office: Clifford under Mommy’s new desk, Biff on his new bed by her shelves, and Neighbor on the couch. It’s too hot to fight!
Biff loves the upstairs bay window. Lately, he he has been perching on a storage bin of books his owners don’t quite have room for in their new book shelves – but also can’t bear to get rid of. Biff is keeping these books safe while he watches for Mr. Angry Kitty Street Cat.