Biff’s owner had a birthday, and other people came over, which makes Biff nervous. But Biff decided that the wrapping paper was very comfortable.
Biff the unwrapped
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No, YOU move!
Biff claimed his favorite spot sleeping on top of Mommy. But then Cliff decided he wanted to sleep on top of Mommy, and lay down across Biff’s paws. But Biff would not move! Mommy thinks maybe pet llamas would make more sense because they sleep outside.
Biff the Relaxed
Biff does not like heat waves. And when it does get hot, Biff likes to spread out on the ottoman.
Neighbor, safari leader
Neighbor is a former feral cat who fed herself when the house was vacant before her current family bought it and moved in. She worries about Biff not being able to fend for himself, and so sometimes tries to teach him how to be an outdoor cat. While Biff is very curious about hunting, he’s not curious enough to try eating what Neighbor catches.
When house cats hunt
Biff: “We caught it – now what?”
Cliff: “Go ask the Evil One – she’ll know.”
Biff the vigilant
Biff keeps watch from the upstairs bay window. He can see everything that happens out front. He especially keeps an eye out for Mr. Angry Kitty Street Cat who sometimes invades Biff’s yard!
Biff the Mighty
Biff may be a big cat, and in the back yard he imagines himself a mighty hunter (mostly in an attempt to impress Neighbor Kitty, whom he adores), but he’s not above begging for a good tummy rub.
In the bag
For Christmas, Santa brought presents for Clifford G., Biff and Neighbor: Bags made out of catnip! The boys liked them very much! Neighbor had to stay in the garage until Cliff’s turn was over so they wouldn’t fight.
Biff the Magnificent
Biff is the biggest cat Cliff has ever met. Biff weighs more than 20 pounds, according to the veterinarian – but she said he’s not fat. He’s just big. Biff’s favorite activities are eating snacks, sleeping in the sun, and pining after Neighbor Cat.