
Biff may be a big cat, and in the back yard he imagines himself a mighty hunter (mostly in an attempt to impress Neighbor Kitty, whom he adores), but he’s not above begging for a good tummy rub.

Biff may be a big cat, and in the back yard he imagines himself a mighty hunter (mostly in an attempt to impress Neighbor Kitty, whom he adores), but he’s not above begging for a good tummy rub.

Cliff: “If I stay here, she can’t come in because our humans don’t like us to fight.”
Neighbor: “I’m coming in. They’re not going to leave me outside when it’s cold.”
Human: “Dogs. We should have gone with dogs.”

For Christmas, Santa brought presents for Clifford G., Biff and Neighbor: Bags made out of catnip! The boys liked them very much! Neighbor had to stay in the garage until Cliff’s turn was over so they wouldn’t fight.

The humans bought a new litter box for the cats. Biff and Cliff don’t really like it (and Neighbor Kitty, being a rugged outdoors cat, takes care of her needs in the yard), but Cliff really likes the box it came in!

Neighbor Kitty knows that she and Clifford aren’t allowed in the same room because they fight. So New Year’s morning, she refuses to give up her spot on Mommy’s legs on the couch because as long as she is in the living room, Clifford has to stay in Mommy’s bedroom. “Would you like to go outside, Neighbor?” No, thank you.